My thanks to the very patient, pleasant and understanding Sara Conrad, editor at Skirt magazine. She was interviewing me over the phone this afternoon while I was home and my dog thought interview time would be the perfect time to play.
I'm trying to give Sara thoughtful, interesting answers at the same time I'm dragging Ollie around the floor by his blue lobster. I must've sounded like a crazy person over the phone and God knows, what answers I gave.
The blue lobster replaced the beloved red lobster which was a gift for my dog we brought back from Boston, sort of. We returned from a trip home and forgot to bring the dog anything. I don't know if "forgot" is the right word because I can't think of a time we ever brought him anything back from a trip. Nonetheless, we didn't get him anything from Boston so my wife goes to Target and gets this lobster that we tell him came from Boston - not from next door to NAS Jax.
With any luck he'll never find out the truth. I know he won't read it here. He never reads blogs. He thinks they are trite and obligatory.
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