Old Dentist Joke

Sitting in the dentist chair waiting for the novacaine to take hold I thought it was a good time to tell my dentist my favorite dentist joke:

What's the difference between a dentist and a sadist? The sadist has better magazines.

My dentist was wearing one of those surgical face mask things when I told it so it's possible he was laughing under there. But it sure didn't seem like it. It's also a lame and very old joke. My dentist is a patient patient man. I wouldn't put up with me, that's for sure.

Tim Toman is his name, if you are looking for a talented dentist. And a patient one.