Hillary Clinton is showing renewed strength tonight. She remains between 15 and 20 points ahead in Ohio and is dead even in Texas. Still a long way to go tonight but it does give me a chance to break into The Big Book of Dan Ratherisms again.
This race is tighter than a rusted lug nut on a '55 Ford.
This race is tighter than a tick.
This race is tighter than a tick in a gerbil's armpit.
Don't taunt the alligator until you've crossed the creek.
If you try to read the tea leaves before the tea is done you get yourself burned.
This race is closer than Lassie and Timmie. ( I know I've used that one before but it's good)
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